Not many people know that workers have their own Bible and one of the commandments is:

1. & 1a. – Retirement or Redundancy

At the end of thy service thou shalt journey forth to a strange land known as retirement.

Thou shalt don strange raiment known as leisure clothes.

Thou shalt study the dole, and the drawing thereof and for many moons shalt thou rest from they labours.

2. To the Smart Alec or Know-all

That Great Chinese Philosopher Confuscious, he say, ‘Ah so!’

He who always does his best, goes up the road like all the rest.